An enjoyable read, full of non-sequiturs, comedic observations, and absurd humor.
Examples of the humor
In an answer to how Elizabeth became a spy: “I had a professor… Well, he was desperate to sleep with me, this professor—people were in those days. So I knew he wanted to sleep with me, and I knew he wanted me to interview for the Service. And I honestly felt I should probably do one or the other—you know how men can be with rejection. So I had to either sleep with him or interview with the Service, and I chose the lesser of two evils.”
When Connie Johnson is arrested: Connie leans forward again, getting as close to Ron as she possibly can. She hisses, “When I get out, you’re a dead man.” Ron looks back at her. “Well, I’m seventy-five, and you’ll be doing thirty years so, yeah, agreed.”
Friends: “So no one’s dancing anymore?” “If they are, they’re not dancing with me,” says Donna. “Who are my closest friends? Chris, who’s sleeping with my mum. My mum, who’s sleeping with Chris. You lot, and, back me up here, my best friends shouldn’t be in their seventies.” Ibrahim nods. “Agreed. Maybe one would be okay, but four of us seems a bit much.” “The only person my age I’ve met down here who I actually like is Connie Johnson, and she’s a drug dealer. I bet she dances, though.” “And she certainly does drugs, I imagine,” says Ibrahim.
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